You all think I’ve been here on work experience but I’ve actually been working undercover with DCI Bosworth on a police investigation into World Have Your Say. .
On the orders of Rupert Murdoch, the Metropolitan Police have decided to look into the programme which claims to be a global discussion and talk to ordinary people, it all just sounds too good to be true.
I’ve been watch you all individually and here are my findings:
Mark: You are the most no nonsense, straight talking person I’ve ever met and at first that scared me but now I respect it.
Alicia: I know that £12.99 winter coats from Aldi excite you and interestingly you hate the smell of processed meats and cheese from Subway. That’s the reason why I stayed away from there for the rest of my time here not to upset you.
Krupa: For someone that lives in my neck of the woods and who went to Brentside you are the nicest person I’ve ever met.
Sheetal: Calm, unshakeable and always willing to listen when I ask the stupidest questions.
Karnie: Is the worst person to sit next to when starting a diet, but knows more about South Africa than Nelson Mandela.
Helen: Is the best person to sit next to when starting a diet, thanks for the detox tips as well as the pumpkin seeds and raisins- the healthiest day I’ve ever had.
Ros: Although I’ve never met you everyone sings your praises and when I used to listen to the show before I came here I had a vision of you being a lot older, balder and fatter.
Nuala: Takes ages to record a billboard when Alicia’s around but when Mark’s editing does it in one take.
Heba: I only met you once, so count yourself lucky.
What I’ve learnt
oI am hopeless at twitter
oWho Ian Dury is (Sex, drugs and rock & roll guy)
oI can carry 5 cups of tea up three flights of stairs
oI like the TVC shift mainly because its 10 minutes away from my house
oMostly ordinary people have the greatest stories to tell and everyone has a unique perspective.
Thank you everyone, I’ve never met such a fun team of people, you’re all so lucky to get paid to do this!
I’m glad I was able to be a part of your team. THANK YOU!